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Dear BAG, I have a long nosed hawkfish and I really love him. But I also love my cleaner shrimps. Every time I add a new one, the hawkfish eats it. I need help. What can I do to stop the hawkfish from eating them?
I frequently use a taser gun to get my point across to fish that misbehave. I use medium voltage to show them I mean business.
How do I get SPS corals to grow faster. I add B-ionic every day, and they still don’t grow! Am I doing something wrong?
Yes you are. Try putting on some Kenny G at the same time your lights turn off. Then Tuesdays and Fridays get a soft sponge and give the coral a slow rub. Up and down….
Hi BAG, I would like to know why people say that Sea Apples are not good for your tank. Should I take mine out?
Yes you should. Instead, I suggest putting a coconut in its place. While you are at it, add 2 1/2 lemons, a whole pineapple, and 3 scoops of vanilla ice cream topped with a fudge sauce.
A lot of people say that I should test for copper, since most of my corals aren’t doing so well. Is it necessary?
I would wait until a test kit for Plutonium comes out.
As always, the Bad Advice Guppy is geared in answering your tank’s dilemmas. Until next time reefnecks.
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