You know you are a reefneck when…

I found an awesome thread at Reef Central that mimicked Jeff Foxworthy’s shtick ‘You know you are a redneck when..”.

Here are some really good ones:

• If when visiting your grandmother in the hospital you are more interested in stealing an IV drip line to use for your auto top off.
• Have salt creep on your forarms.
• If you carry a picture of your reef tank in your wallet.
• If your living room is starting to look like like a pet store because of all the tanks you have set up.
• If you’ve ever had visitors to your home smell your skimmate.
• If you skip lunch for a week to buy a new coral.
• If your fish drink and bathe in cleaner water than you do.
• If leave your best friends daughters graduation because you forgot to top off the tank.
• If you never took your digital camera outside.
• If your LFS asks you for advice.
• You cry when you eat sushi.
• The words “nemo” and “dori’ are considered worse than the “F” word.
• You can tell the SG of water by taste. (my favorite)
• You bake baking soda.
• You get excited by valves.
• If your childrens’ kiddie pool starts to look like a good refugium.

You can read the rest at the think provided!